Won Night Stand

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To do or not to do is the question here, says one of my former alter-egos Ms Sexpeare. Find out if you could well be her mirror image. Let's get quizzical about the physical…

1. One night stands are:

1. The way to go. No commitment, no strings, no heartache, no heartbreak.
   b. Um, exciting? I wouldn't mind it as a one-time experience, but what about STDs?
   c. Wrong. Immoral. I can't believe I'm taking this quiz.
   

2. Have you ever kissed a complete stranger?

1. Duh, yes! I've lost count of how many.
   b. A couple of times, and I still feel like it was so not "me".
   c. You mean like, on the lips? No!
   

3. The "Two ships passing by in the middle of the night" scenario spells:

1. The ephemeral evanescence of bittersweet life.
   b. Um? Pleasure? Pain? Maybe both.
   c. A Titanic-size disaster.
   

4. TV shows that are enormously stupid, but make sense in these stupid times are:

1. Splitsvilla, Emotional Aytachaar.
   b. All those family sagas trying to be different from the saas-bahu soaps.
   c. The bad old saas-bahu soaps.
   

5. You go ballistic on the dance floor when the DJ plays:

1. Sexual Healing, Tempted to Touch…
   b. Good ol' "classics": Madonna and the like.
   c. The latest Bollywood chart-buster, remixed.
   

6. Your fave drink:

1. Sex on the Beach, Dirty Martini
   b. Fuzzy Navel
   c. Virgin Mary.

Mostly As: Hello, Ms Sexpeare! You could well go own in the um… annals of one-night stand history.

Mostly Bs: You're precariously treading the tightrope of what you ought to do and what you'd like to do. Choose wisely, and realise that you're going to have to live with memories thereof for life.

Mostly Cs: One-night stands are just not your thing. And you didn't need this quiz to tell you that!

Immoral of the story: To each his/her own. Note how "own" is the anagram of "won". Won Night Stand, that is. As for Ms ILoveLove, yours truly has gone down that road in the past in a previous avatar. Not bound to happen again - its not worth it. Why? Wait for my next Lovebugged Diary…