What men can learn from women at the Oscars

The Academy Awards are one of the most high profile events in the world! And everyone’s got their television sets tuned to the channel that broadcasts the big evening, and how can you possibly think of missing it? After all, everyone will be talking about it the next day. Leaving work early and not meeting deadlines seem like a small price to pay for all that glamour!

But what is it about the Oscars that keep us so glued? It’s obvious isn’t it? The women of course, and those absolutely-to-die-for gowns made especially for them! Forget the men, they can be a bore! This year the anxiety of waiting for the Oscars is practically killing us! And we’re hoping that the gorgeous men learn a thing or two from the women this year before they get ready to walk the red carpet!

What is with the black seriously?

It’s the most classically boring mistake that the men make! Yeah sure, it’s the Oscars and not the music awards but that doesn’t mean that the men have to turn up in the classic oh-so-regular black suit with a white shirt or a black on black suit?? If it weren’t for their scrumptious faces, we wouldn’t even give them a second glance! Is looking alike some kind of thing they plan well in advance?

Show some emotion will you!

Yes, we’ve heard a million times that ‘men’ don’t cry but come on, you guys just won the Oscars for crying out loud!! Stop acting like the dentist gave you a lollipop because that's the expression we see, a plain regular smile! You are actors, aren’t you? So act it out! Be the drama queen for all we care, just show some emotions, because we’re a bunch of soap-opera loving people out there hoping for some drama.

The Oscar is not a toy!

It’s a golden man who stands quite prim and properly if I do say so myself. Why don’t the men get the hint that they need to act a lot more like the golden man?? The award is not meant for juggling, or balancing on your mouth or even for using it as a hat! If the men do that with the award on national television we wonder if they throw it around and play fetch with their dog!

Get a make-up artist and fast

Their wives, girlfriends or fellow actresses spend hours on their hair, hire a makeup artist that cost $400 per hour, go to the tannin salon, wax every where they possibly can to make sure not a millimeter of hair is left on their bodies. So what we don’t understand is why do the guys look like they just got out of bed? You’re telling us that you’re too busy to bother shaving. We wonder if your ultra-glam and beautiful wives are secretly embarrassed of walking with you.

It’s called a smile, gentlemen

We really don’t want to see half smiles especially when the woman next to you is flashing her most dazzling smile and you’re stuck there, next to her looking like a golf club or something similar to that. And just for the record we really really really like guys who flash their million dollar smile. If you need tips, look at your wife!


Who do you love seeing at the Oscars? The grim men in black or the dazzling women on the red carpet? Leave us a comment and let us know.