'Imran Khan is the man-boy of 2010'
Of course, we weren't going to disappoint you. Here are The Cheesies for Bollywood's style quotient or the lack of it!
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Malaika Arora Khan for Copy-paste award of 2009
This seems to be the look for the party people as 2009 rapidly draws to an end! Looking like golden "Oscar" award statuettes - Shilpa Shetty got married in this sari-gown and Malaika Arora wore this to a recent event.
This particular piece of garment would have been unflattering on most but these women with fab bods offered the much-needed spice!
But wearing a similar outfit in an almost-similar shade had to earn Malaika the Copy-Paste Cheesy Award - especially since she couldn't have missed Shilpa's much-publicised wedding photos!
Himesh Reshammiya for Hair regrowth in 50 seconds award of 2009
The nasal singer acquired a new voice, new movie deals, new wardrobe (thank God!) and new strands of hair.
Himesh, the miracle hair man, should be the ambassador for hair clinics in the country because he is the saving grace for all those who cry "bald"! We refrain from commenting on the hair style but let's say cheers to this hairy glory!
Aishwarya Rai for Pink Panther award of 2009
Aishwarya Rai has unleashed the piercing-pink fashion weapon. It hurts so much that we can no longer look at the 'most beautiful women in the world.' As she purrs in pink other mortals run away from the terror.
With stylist and designers kissing her feet, why doesn't she have them on her speed-dial?
Ajay Devgn & Jackie Shroff for Plunging neckline award of 2009
Mallika Sherawat maybe notorious for never shying away from showing off her cleavage but she sure has competition in the form of none other than Ajay Devgn. Kajol's better half epitomised the man-cleavage look in 2009.
And we thought Devgn is the clear winner of the Cheesy Award for Plunging Neckline till we met Jackie Shroff. Shroff's the kind to flaunt some cleavage along with fuzzy grey chest hair. This had to be a tie!
KRK for Incorrigible fashion victim award of 2009
This Deshdrohi is fashion's number one Vidrohi. He emerged from the darkness of Bhojpuri film industry and made a unique Bhaiyya-meets-Bollywood statement.
KRK is rather proud of his relentless fashion faux pas that has made him the butt of jokes. Need we say more?
Amisha Patel for Sari Chameli award of 2009
Don't be tired of near-naked ladies as yet! The Patel lass has taken the sari to a whole new level of distaste. A flimsy drape of the pallu can make the sari shift from sensuous to Chameli!
We aren't asking Amisha to do much but somebody please pull that pallu.
Katrina for Anar in a kali award of 2009
Depending on the volume, voluminous Anarkalis can either hide your flaws or exaggerate them. While Vidya hides hers with this garment, it has the opposite effect on Katrina.
A maternity Anarkali adds inches to Kat's slim and sexy waistline. This garment should be banned in 2010.
Akshay Kumar for Prettyfly for the Brown Guy of 2009
Akki, the stunt hero of Bollywood pulled a rather sleazy stunt on the ramp that caused quite a furore. Twinkle Khanna 'unbuttoned' Akshay's jeans and a social worker registered a complaint for the offensive act.
Akki should realise that some stunts are meant just for the bedroom!
Imran Khan for Man-boy of 2009
Is he a man? No he is Imran Khan who wears ties with pullovers and shirts and can do nothing about his 'slim' frame even if he robs a protein bank.
The young Khan is often spotted with slim ties that, with slim shirts that match his ultra slim arms. The guy needs to take some style tips from uncle Amir. Along with the title of man-stuck-in-a-boy's-body award, he should also get the 'bushy eyebrows trophy!
Priyanka Chopra for Mistress of the mini dress of 2009
Piggy Chops can author a book on the mini-dress! The actress took a fancy for minis since last November and now it's become a full-fledged addiction. She looks good no doubt and she must share some tips to tone legs with her avid fans (maybe on Twitter).
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