There's the fretting over birth control pills, hating the flavour of the condom, worrying that you’ll run OUT of condoms. And then there’s sweat, skid marks and love bites! The list of worries goes on and on.If it seems like too much of an effort just to have an orgasm, why not have food instead. It’s equally satisfying and not as stress-inducing. Not convinced, allow us to change your mind.We give you 10 foods that are better than sex:
Maggie noodles
Will a 2-minute romp satisfy you? Nah. Will 2-minute noodles do the trick? YES, YES YES! The taste of the butter on the noodles and the way it will silkily slip into your mouth...um…yum! Isn’t it really better to canoodle with a noodle then?
Blueberry cheesecake
A sweet kiss is not going to satiate your sweet tooth, and think twice before arguing. Cream cakes, swiss chocolates, strawberry tarts, lemon muffins and orange candies - these will hit your sweet spot!And if your mouth is already watering, have blueberry cheesecake, girls. Every blueberry will explode like a kiss in your mouth, and trust us it's so much better than just one wet kiss from your lover.
Pizza, pasta and popcorn
Hmm, now you're probably taking us seriously. Given a choice between pizza and sex, you may pick sex. But what if the plate in front of you has pizza, pasta and popcorn to satisfy your hunger and chilled coke to quench your thirst? It's easy to see what you'd want it! Need it! After all the only protection you need from the dripping cheese is a napkin. Teehee.
Ginger tea
It’s still cold and you're cursing yourself for breaking up with your lover, because now there's no one to keep you warm, PHYSICALLY. Get over it! Sip some ginger tea instead! Not only will it give you a big boost and a lot of warmth, ginger tea will also give you fever… the Elvis Presley kind. Wink, wink!
A bar of chocolate
Whether you like it dark, bittersweet, white or nutty, chocolate is chocolate, people! And it tastes HEAVENLY, whenever, wherever, however you have it! Not only that, chocolate improves memory, attention span and problem-solving skills, unlike sex which causes forgetfulness, distraction, and the inability to think clearly. Switched over to the sweet stuff yet?
Vada pav
Its not JUST the common man's food, it's delicious and fulfilling common man's food. Eat the hot vadas when it’s raining or eat it on the way to station after a long day’s work - it’ll pep you up instantly. And let's face it, vada pav is far more reliable than a man: A man may or may not spice up your life but the crunchy green chilli in vada pav definitely will.
Mango ice cream
Or for that matter any seasonal fruit ice cream, such as strawberry, sitafal, litchi, chicoo or kiwi. Biting into a sweet, juicy chunk of fruit will release untold pleasure (that you don’t need to work for!) And what’s more ice cream won’t complain if you're NOT hungry and NOT in the mood!
Risotto
Risotto is one helluva yummy and creamy delight. Have it with wild mushrooms, tangy lemongrass or juicy peas, it’s sure to give you food orgasm even before you finish eating. And yes, the afterglow of a good meal last for hours. And did we mention the food orgasm?
Hot jalebis and hotter gulab jamuns
Biting into the hot, sweet, moist, dripping treat always leaves you begging for more. Yes it’s a SINFUL indulgence, but then again isn't gluttony a lesser sin than lust? Pull out the Book to check the order!
French fries and potato chips
The foodies and the couch potatoes, I guess, have already stopped reading this article by now.Anyhow, need we say more about these foods? The salsa dip is calling you...!So what will you prefer, food or sex? Or are you like Joey (from F.R.I.E.N.D.S) who wants girls on bread because he can't choose one over other? Leave a comment and let us know.
Maggie noodles
Will a 2-minute romp satisfy you? Nah. Will 2-minute noodles do the trick? YES, YES YES! The taste of the butter on the noodles and the way it will silkily slip into your mouth...um…yum! Isn’t it really better to canoodle with a noodle then?
Blueberry cheesecake
A sweet kiss is not going to satiate your sweet tooth, and think twice before arguing. Cream cakes, swiss chocolates, strawberry tarts, lemon muffins and orange candies - these will hit your sweet spot!And if your mouth is already watering, have blueberry cheesecake, girls. Every blueberry will explode like a kiss in your mouth, and trust us it's so much better than just one wet kiss from your lover.
Pizza, pasta and popcorn
Hmm, now you're probably taking us seriously. Given a choice between pizza and sex, you may pick sex. But what if the plate in front of you has pizza, pasta and popcorn to satisfy your hunger and chilled coke to quench your thirst? It's easy to see what you'd want it! Need it! After all the only protection you need from the dripping cheese is a napkin. Teehee.
Ginger tea
It’s still cold and you're cursing yourself for breaking up with your lover, because now there's no one to keep you warm, PHYSICALLY. Get over it! Sip some ginger tea instead! Not only will it give you a big boost and a lot of warmth, ginger tea will also give you fever… the Elvis Presley kind. Wink, wink!
A bar of chocolate
Whether you like it dark, bittersweet, white or nutty, chocolate is chocolate, people! And it tastes HEAVENLY, whenever, wherever, however you have it! Not only that, chocolate improves memory, attention span and problem-solving skills, unlike sex which causes forgetfulness, distraction, and the inability to think clearly. Switched over to the sweet stuff yet?
Vada pav
Its not JUST the common man's food, it's delicious and fulfilling common man's food. Eat the hot vadas when it’s raining or eat it on the way to station after a long day’s work - it’ll pep you up instantly. And let's face it, vada pav is far more reliable than a man: A man may or may not spice up your life but the crunchy green chilli in vada pav definitely will.
Mango ice cream
Or for that matter any seasonal fruit ice cream, such as strawberry, sitafal, litchi, chicoo or kiwi. Biting into a sweet, juicy chunk of fruit will release untold pleasure (that you don’t need to work for!) And what’s more ice cream won’t complain if you're NOT hungry and NOT in the mood!
Risotto
Risotto is one helluva yummy and creamy delight. Have it with wild mushrooms, tangy lemongrass or juicy peas, it’s sure to give you food orgasm even before you finish eating. And yes, the afterglow of a good meal last for hours. And did we mention the food orgasm?
Hot jalebis and hotter gulab jamuns
Biting into the hot, sweet, moist, dripping treat always leaves you begging for more. Yes it’s a SINFUL indulgence, but then again isn't gluttony a lesser sin than lust? Pull out the Book to check the order!
French fries and potato chips
The foodies and the couch potatoes, I guess, have already stopped reading this article by now.Anyhow, need we say more about these foods? The salsa dip is calling you...!So what will you prefer, food or sex? Or are you like Joey (from F.R.I.E.N.D.S) who wants girls on bread because he can't choose one over other? Leave a comment and let us know.
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